What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?