What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?