What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why was the cow afraid?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What kind of books do boats write?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?