Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
How is cat food sold?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What animal knows kung fu?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How do billboards talk?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What does a panda ghost say?