Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
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What do sheep say when they're in love?
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Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
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What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
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What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do bees chew?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?