Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How do you make a cow float?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What boat is great at getting a deal?