What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?