Why are the mountains so tired?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?