Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?