What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the cat start laughing?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Which subject has two parts?
What fish sings the best?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?