How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why do cats love to work?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?