What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
Where do pigs learn magic?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Board Game With A Twist
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why was the math book sad in winter?