Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Where does laundry go to college?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How is life like toilet paper?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?