Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do fairies always drink?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do little monsters call their mother?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?