Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the fish blush?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do trees say when autumn comes?