What siblings are always sad?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why are winter days great?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Where does cheese invest its money?