Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Because it's a litter box.
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where was Noah born?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What is a mouse's favorite game?