What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do cats wear to work?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do math teachers eat?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the fish blush?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What's the friendliest pen?