Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where do termites go camping?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why are skeletons always hungry?