Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?