What's a cow's favorite music note?
Beef flat.
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Where do books sleep?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the frog starve?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?