What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What animal loves Indian food?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?