What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?