What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the professor write on the window?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How does a squid go into battle?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What did the snake name his daughter?