Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Because they understand the gravity of the situation
How did the tree feel in spring?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where do ants go to eat?