What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Some day my prints will come.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?