Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
The jungle gym!
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?