What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why don't ants get sick?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.