My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?