Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
He had too much gas.
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What birds make average students?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What game do bats excel at?