Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?