Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why was the bunny upset?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do cats wear to work?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?