Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What game do mice love to play?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What kind of books do boats write?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?