What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
How much does freedom weigh?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?