What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Are baby skunks cute?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What animal always goes to heaven?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?