What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
