What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do little fish love to play with?
How do fish watch TV shows?