What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What kind of ant is good at math?