What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Where do burgers like to dance?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What snacks always have the best tan?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?