Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
How much money does a skunk have?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What sweet treat never panics?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
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What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?