What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call a smelly horse?
It's allergy season again?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?