When you die, what part of the body dies last?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?