Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What birds always travel in twos?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What bird is always sad?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?