What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Families are like fudge.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?