What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's a henway?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did March say to the madness?