What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?