Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What fish sings the best?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Bears love exotic cars.
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?