Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do cats wear to work?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?