Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What animal should you never play poker with?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a sad latte?