What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?