What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do naked fish play with?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
When do cows get tired?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What game do bats excel at?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why is a doctor always calm?