Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What color are all the books in the library?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call bees that are best friends?