How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
With a floodlight.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do bees say in the summer?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?