Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why are goats so funny?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?