My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a forklift?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?