My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
I'm not a bad putter.
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why do all the planets get along?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?