What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Cheerio!
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What cartoon character loves insects?
How do you measure a millennial?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do actors go to pray?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?