What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What animals make the best students?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?