Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How do automobiles fly?