Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
Why do all the planets get along?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's the loudest sport?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?