What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?