Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
What building always gets stains on it?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
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What cartoon character loves insects?
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What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
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Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
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Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?