Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?