Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why do bees gossip?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?