What did the iceberg say to its dad?
You're the coolest!
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why do some people love eating snails?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?