Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What season begins with a thud?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's the noisiest food?